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Funny ditties about his wife for a birthday or anniversary

Here is the Pythagorean problem:

How to travel half of the country?

Where flowers can I get the sea

On your wife's birthday?

I won't go fishing

Excuse me, guys!

I took the fishing rods to the dump

On my wife's birthday!

Live without beer for a whole month!

Breaks my soul news!

Wife's birthday

I ate my entire salary!

Ditties about gifts for a wife or girlfriend

What to buy for a wife as a gift?

Think-think boshechka!

Should we remove the skin from the tiger?

Zhinka loves cats!

Birthday girl

I bought plates.

And she is a plate

I broke my head!

Gave his wife

Birthday honey in the hive.

She will only open her mouth -

I will unleash the swarm!

And my darling

I bought diapers.

There will be something for my wife to do

Stop kissing!

I bought my wife a herring

And she: "I want tights!"

I am a simple man and Russian:

“What's the use of them? - Not a snack!

I will give my wife a saucepan

Birthday in July.

You, wife, listen to me -

I really want to eat!

Eh, my wife beat me

Gift head!

She wants a shubonka

With the brightest fur!

Wife wants a car!

Not washing!

Well, I only give her a tire

Smog for premiums!

If it goes like this,

I'll give a lock on your mouth!

He speaks too often

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Somehow I was sailing along the Irtysh (or along Lovati?)
And I met the Kalmyk woman naked very handy.
Oh, the task is not easy - to conquer the Kalmyk woman!
But I got the master key out of my panties in time.

Where Baikal splashes (such a lake),
I entertained the Cuban with what is at hand ...
I am grateful to fate that my Cuban
She took me to her place!

One night on the steep bank of the Amur
The girls were staring at the Herd of Bonivour.
There I noticed two young Tuvans
And all night I stayed with them between halves.

One night on the Oka, on an empty barge
I gently crumpled the Chuvashka's chest in my hand.
We sat down on the mattress, rolled the mash ...
And the dream (seven times) of a young Chuvash came true.

Once in broad daylight in Krakow (on the Vistula)
The legs of the polka dangled over my shoulders.
The feed of the long-legged polka was good!
By the morning I went crazy, pushing the slices.

And one day in the spring somewhere on the Danube
I met a German woman mentally ill.
I buried myself in it like a mole, and bit like a horsefly ...
A German woman defended her degree in about a year.

One night a longboat was sailing along the waves of the Euphrates.
In it, I just taught the Kazakh woman to debauchery.
I aimed my device at a young Kazakh woman ...
The Kazakh woman still has her legs wide open.

The Nile spreads wide downstream ...
There I persuaded the Bashkir woman to porn entertainment.
It was the ninth wave! .. I am Bashkir in the morning
Barely tore it off by the scruff!

Once on the Limpopo river, which is known to children,
I met a typist from our depot,
That stood in the way, leaning low ...
I couldn't get past the typist!

Somehow near a wasteland, somewhere on the Hudson,
I was picking a Buryat woman in the erogenous zone.
And an arrow of love entered the heart of that Buryat ...
The next morning she could not go out to exercise.

Once on Lake Huron (or on Huron?)
I drove my cartridge into the chamber for an Uzbek woman.
An Uzbek woman rushed from me with all her might ...
But in vain - I could not afford to misfire.

Past a quiet village on the Ohio River
The Swedish woman swam naked, and even naked!
It's a pity, her mother, that she's so Swedish
It can be extremely rare on the way!

Once a Japanese woman under a bush on the Izhora river
She sang "Waltz Boston" in B flat major.
Oh, what an alluring look that Japanese woman had ...
Since then, both of my membranes have been hurting.

A huge crocodile swam down the Elbe river,
Where I conducted combat shooting with a Czech woman ...
And two days ago at the mouth of the Rio Grande
The Ethiopian was kneading the tonsils about me.

Once a Karelian came to me and brought a Karelian.
I warmed up a whole plate for her ...
On the bend of the Ob, somewhere closer to the night
I loved that Karelian very much outside the box.

Once in Kolyma (or Ilmen?)
I fucked nanaiku her deer too.
Oh, I'll leave in the spring in the wilds of the Amazon!
Finns and Estonians lingered there for me.

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There was a time: I was having fun
I am until the morning.
And now I'll walk a little
The husband shouts: "It's time to go home!"

Unreliable girls
Overcrowded the country.
In our time to rely
You can only go to your wife!

I sinning with a Georgian
Deceived coolly hard
It turned out that a large
He only has a cap.

The doctor gave me a pill
And he said, "Run to your wife"
But from his pill
I only managed to see my neighbor.

Don't scold me for being sweet
Mother's birth,
I'm only going for a summer walk
In winter there will be a son-in-law.

I'm still a passionate lover
Not caught among the guys.
By sight - a clear falcon,
But in fact - a sparrow.

She stood naked in front of the darling:
"Get whatever you want!"
Honey drank Coca-Cola
Shawal "Snickers" - and goodbye.

You don't know what you are missing -
You won't marry me.
I will cry one day,
You will be lost forever.

My dear cheated on me
And I was exhausted:
It was forty kilograms
Fifty left!

Like a mother-in-law's pancakes
All with a golden crust.
My dear wants
Coat with a chic burrow.

After the wedding, our Emelya
A sad whole year goes by:
He has a wife until now
Protects maiden honor.

How absent-minded is my dear!
He took off his clothes, went to bed
And asked with details
Explain what's next.

Oh my darling, my darling
Wait for me to marry:
My father is formidable today -
Put it off until Saturday.

In our life, a pleasant background
Phone sex comes in.
How to make the bucks
To pay for it by fax?

Soon I will become a mistress
At the darling in the house.
Will sit down for supper
By my order.

Who does not sing at the wedding
Only modesty seems
He will go to sleep in trousers
She will lie down next to the girls.

Darling reproached at night:
Like, I am the log in bed.
Know, it's time to change the saw,
Until all is lost.

I drank a lot with my dear
White-red wine -
And she couldn't resist
Like the Berlin Wall!

Loved the diver
There is one torment with him:
Invites you to a date
Now to the shore, then to the bottom.

Our Vanek sat under a maple tree
Not with me, but with the punks.
I thought: still green.
Turned out to be blue.

The apartment walks with a hodun,
Like a poplar storm.
Oh, and they fit great
Our biofields with her!

Do not marry girls,
Dear darlings,
Don't share your braids
In two halves.

I'm tired of the will in the girls,
A good share of married people
I will help my husband:
Buy perfumes and dresses.

My son came to me: "I'm getting married!"
I sat down and sit.
Tomorrow is a first-grader daughter
Will say: "I'm getting married!"

The weather was good:
Sun, grass. Silence!
If I were not afraid of childbirth,
I would go to the forest with you.

The facts, girls, cry out:
With the "new Russian" - dull!
Fingers stand up like a fan -
That's all the porn!

All cuties are cuties
And mine is a model:
If you leave the key at home
It will crawl under the door into the gap.

As in our posad
Everything flies white fluff.
Which guy doesn't kiss
He’s not a guy, but a burdock!

He whispered to her sweetly in the movies:
"There is no better you in the world!"
The light was lit, and this is grandma
Ninety-eight years old.

I could not contain the suffering:
Tears dripped onto the floor.
Sweetheart did the circumcision
They chopped off the decimeter.

There is a bottle on the table
And in the bottle is a lily.
Soon darling will translate
In your last name.

They say that I am a beauty
Only in Sochi they don't call
I have a short cruise-
From the barn to the pond.

Tonight my dear
Made an offer.
I decided I would accept
Its on first reading.

Cute strumming guitar
Until deep midnight:
Waiting in humanitarian anguish
Sexual Assistance.

Do not go girls get married -
Only boredom and sadness.
Small children will start -
Just ooh and swing.

You and I got married.
You, look, do not overlook!
So as not to be stolen at night,
Put me under you!

By the fence in a dark place
Once the grandmother was deprived of her honor.
Every night by the fence
Granny is now waiting for a repeat.

Stars are burning in the sky.
We will go to the bench.
I'm a milenok deputy
Into love will introduce a correction.

I yesterday my home
Terribly shocked:
They gave me a salary for a year
But - with condoms.

Rarely feed your husband with lard,
And then he will remember about the neighbor.
The neighbor has no fat,
But she is twenty years old.

Father, match me
The girl on the far side.
So that she is not skinny
Salting to love.

I came to my wife from work,
Look: at the door - someone's bots.
Size is about forty-seven.
Maybe I should leave altogether?

Funny Songs-Alterations to Husband for Anniversary and Birthday

1. White cap

White peakless cap,
Striped collar.
Pioneers are brave
They asked directly:

What year is Vova,
Which steamer
And on what seas
Our sailor visited?
-

He's in the morflot valiantly
Served 3 years,
On floating bases with pride
I fished, did not grieve.

The husband is very homely,
Bungles whatever you want
Traveled all over Thailand
Our hockey fan!

The eternal pioneer
We wish you an anniversary
Endless happiness
[…]*

2. Cool Song-Alteration for the anniversary of the Husband from his wife and girlfriends
(to the tune of the song "Diamonds" by Viagra)

Even a mirror is delighted with him -
Such persons
All the beauties in this world like
And the police
Armenian in everything, and no matter how it was,
Can't compare with him
Nowhere, nobody, nothing, nothing!

In this macho a mile away we are so attracted
Barbecue smell
And his great Armenian intellect
Immediately noticeable
And how he laughs with a funny joke,
That we will cry
Nowhere, nobody, nothing, nothing.

He does not have simple bags of money,
And the suitcases
He flunked all Ashans and Metro
With your product,
And meat is not an obstacle for him
Great plans
Nowhere, nobody, nothing, nothing.

No need to get lost in self-doubt
Our Simon is gorgeous, no options,
He is beautiful in everything, without exception,
And we value such men more than diamonds!

Losing

Didn't even get lost in self-doubt
To sing the praises of Simone here -
He promised everyone, without exception,
Present a valuable necklace with a bunch of diamonds
[…]*

3. Comic funny Song-Alteration to Husband from wife and children
(to the tune of the song "My grandmother smokes a pipe")

For some, the colonel is harsh,
Strict and very cool
But we will say about him without flattery -
He is not at all like a husband in life:

Witty, sincere, wise
And our very kind hero of the day,
We love him very much and it is not at all difficult for us
Call him simply - King!

Chorus:

The rest is up to the lantern,
And we don't need a better life -
We adore our King!

Let him not be as tall as Uncle Styopa,
But it has weight in society,
And to ordinary slaves like us
Sometimes he shows interest.

Well, if the husband suddenly dances
Or sing to us at karaoke -
We rejoice with such happiness,
After all, he is a singer and dancer - a fly!

Chorus:
Our birthday boy would be happy
The rest is up to the lantern,
And we don't need a better life -
We adore our King!

We wish him a new jeep
Immense as his heart,
Traveling home - we know
There is nothing sweeter on earth.

Let it be treated kindly by female attention
He will also be up to a hundred years old,
After all, with such charisma and charm
Not a man - but just a dream!

Chorus:
Our birthday boy would be happy
The rest is up to the lantern,
And we don't need a better life -
We adore our King!

4. Song-Alteration to the Husband - a cool gift from the wife for the anniversary
(to the tune of the song "Blood Group")

In the fall, Peter was born,
His lot was great -
As an officer
served cool,
[…]*
And "on horseback" he drove off to Moscow.

There RosAtom
Anxiously waited
Rich entourage
I met Petya -
The secretary is now giving him a ko-o-fe.

And with abundance everything is according to the mind,
He only lacks a yacht,
To fish in a big way,
And in vain do not loom!
-

Let the fish swim to him in school,
So that his hobby can
To feed everyone, and not to please only the cat.

Let everything in a career be a bunch
We'll wipe our nose to the West
And our Peter will stomp out later
Make my way there.

So that RosAtom
Their stations
Built a dozen there
The coolest
And also surpass him Bill Ge-e-yts,
[…]*

5. Soul Reworked Birthday Song To Husband From Wife And Friends
(to the tune "Guitar Bend in Yellow")

We have a great reason to gather here today
In the company of merry, all together at the table -
Congratulate the birthday boy, sing and laugh,
Take on the chest for Yurich and remember the past.

The fate of her husband's life has abandoned a lot,
But from a miner's family and in spirit he is not weak,
We will raise our glasses for the air of Sakhalin,
Which gives character and strength and scale.

I went through the sea and built a house in Bryansk,
And our Yurich planted trees a whole garden,
With the care of his son and daughter, he raised beautiful ones,
And I'm glad to give the last shirt for my friends.

Let's remember a lot of good things about my husband
[…]*

6. Beautiful Song-Alteration to Husband - an anniversary gift from his wife
(to the tune of Shufutinsky's song "September 3")

Every day is vanity
We are in a hurry, who where,
On business, at work,

Bring, take,
What to eat, and almost
You won't recognize us anymore
But comes again

That day of September, the most important,
The day when forgetting about all the cases,
We will gather together with Ruslana
We will congratulate you together again.

We will turn the calendar
And on the twenty-fifth

Whatever the weather was.

In the circle of relatives, in the circle of friends,
Vanity will melt like smoke
And Crimea will unite us again
At the Small Lighthouse

And who could not from weekdays
To break out today - by the soul
They and thoughts with you
At the Small Lighthouse
-

Our Ruslan is busy
And bogged down with my head
As always, all in his work

Strict temper and cool,
Such a silent one
Inaccessible like a shadow
But this day will come

That long-awaited September day,
The day when Ruslan is open soul
He is home and cute the most -
You can be yourself among us

How rare are we with children
Sometimes we see - from problems
Global you save the world
And like everyone needs air

But September will come again
And on the twenty-fifth
You will forget about business
And you will only be ours

Losing -

We will turn the calendar
And on the twenty-fifth
My husband and I will rush to Crimea again,
Whatever the weather was.
[…]*

7. Cool Reworked Song - Congratulations to a Man
(alteration of the words of the song "Pivot")

For a great man
There is always a reason to drink
But we care!

This glorious birthday
We are especially impatient
We are waiting - we will gladly pour

For a new turn, may it bring
Life is just taking off

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Soulful, touching and a little comic song-alteration to the husband from his wife for his birthday (to the tune of M. Shufutinsky's song "Seryoga-Captain")

All friends are here in full collection,
And together as one family
And now to wish you a happy birthday
It was my turn.

Cool Comic congratulations on the Anniversary: \u200b\u200ba poem to the beloved Husband from the wife for the anniversary

* * *
I was lucky, I will not hide
Being the wife of a funky macho -
Witty, cheerful, welcome,
And in appearance - well, just handsome!

Sincere and a little comic congratulations in verse to beloved Husband from his wife on his anniversary

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Happy 30th birthday, beloved!
So many words I want to say
So that this moment is unique
We could remember for a long time ...

Cool Comic congratulations on the 60th Anniversary Husband - a funny tale in verse

Beyond the endless fields
Over the mountains, over the forests,
Among the pines, they say
There is a man - just a treasure!
© Mariana Schell
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Touching Soulful Congratulations in Verses on the Anniversary to your beloved husband from his wife

I want to say a lot of warm words
And, congratulating her husband on his anniversary,
I thank the fate that there is love
As strong as mine and Andrey.
[. . .]

Soulful and touching Congratulations in Verses on the Anniversary to her husband for 75 years

What to wish for such a person
Who himself achieved and achieved everything,
Having lived already three quarters of a century,
To appreciate being able to live every moment.

There is something to be proud of - a lot has been done,
[. . .]

Sincere Congratulations-Toast on the Anniversary of the Man
(touching comic poems to beloved husband from wife)

* * *
Perfectly you combine all the roles -
Father of two daughters, worthy son
And it's been 20 years since you've been eating
A pood of salt for two with me alone

Ditties from the hero of the day

Hello, dear guests,
A feast is waiting for you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like
For my health.

Oh, thank you mommy -
She gave birth to me in July!
Get together guys
Into the forest with me for barbecue.

Fifty or twenty five -
What's the difference?
Equally men
I fall in love with myself!

Greeting ditties with wishes

There is a mare on the mountain
Harrow under the mountain.
Happy Birthday!
Pour some more wine!

The steamer is sailing along the Volga,
A motorboat down the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!

We all went mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

I wish everyone a cutie
And you - a fashion model.
If you forget the key at home
It will crawl under the door into the gap.

Be happy, unharmed
And you live a long century
Our beloved, our darling,
The best person!

There's a picture on the wall
The picture shows a sailboat.
May you need it less often
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.

Galoshes float along the river
Four pieces in a row.
May all the horoscopes for you
Only joy promises.

So that the heart does not hurt
My head was not spinning
Rest boldly today
And drop your business!

We wish you a birthday
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave a lot of money
And I gave you a wife!

Forty years - what a date
Only half of my life lived.
We want to live richly
So that I wanted and could.

We wish you a birthday
A lot of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
Just call us!

We wish you on your birthday
To make everything come true.
I had enough strength for work
Left for love.

There is a vegetable garden near the house,
In the garden of the garden ...
The birthday boy is dear.
Always be in order!

Birthday boy, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and euros!

Congratulations to your
I make it public:
I want to wish love
Well, and sex in particular!

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