It is necessary to prepare in advance one or several sets of cards with military ranks: private, corporal, junior sergeant, sergeant, senior sergeant, foreman, warrant officer, senior warrant officer, lieutenant, senior lieutenant, captain, major, lieutenant colonel, colonel, major general, general- lieutenant, colonel general, marshal. At the signal of the host, the participants of the competition must sort the titles by seniority. The winner is the one who does it faster and more correctly.

Decryptors

Participants are divided into teams, each team receives sheets of paper with prepared words that need to be deciphered, and pens. The team that will complete the task faster than the others will win. Examples of words: Nilats - Stalin, estruzhed - duty, tovertol - helicopter, talionba - battalion, Ridnamok - commander, and so on.

News from the front

Participants are divided into teams, each of them receives a sheet of paper. The first one writes at the top the phrase: "Hello, Mom!", Wraps the sheet so that the phrase cannot be seen, passes it on to the next. The one below writes any complete phrase - whatever comes to mind. In the same way, it wraps and passes on. At the end, the sheets are unfolded and read. The team that wrote the funniest news from the front wins.

Exposure and stance

The male participants stand in the position of a marching step, with their feet raised, and the game begins. The one who can stand like this for the longest time and show his endurance will receive the reward.

Push up guys

Each man takes a pose for push-ups from the floor and in front of each man, or rather, in front of his face on the floor there is a plate with the same contents, for example, 5-10 grapes, cookies or any other small food products. At the start command, the participants push up from the floor and eat one object (grape) in one spin. Who of the participants will wring out faster than the others and eat everything from their plate, that is the winner.

Nurse

The facilitator prepares and completely unwinds conventional gauze medical bandages purchased at the pharmacy. The task of the participant or participant of the competition is to rewind the bandage back into the roll as quickly as possible. The most dexterous and agile "nurse" or "nurse" wins.

Did you throw snow with a shovel?

Men are divided into 2 teams, each participant receives a small spoon (mustard or ice cream). An empty bucket is prepared for each team (any suitable container). A pack of salt is poured out in front of each team, and at the “start” command our soldiers begin to throw snow with a shovel, that is, collect salt in a container with their spoons. The team that copes faster will win.

Remember breakfast in the army

Each participant is provided with a piece of bread, a piece of butter, a knife and a mug of tea. The task of each of the participants is to spread butter on the bread and eat the resulting sandwich faster than the others, and then wash it down with a cup of tea. Whoever eats the army breakfast the fastest wins.

Fight like pirates

Couples involved. In each pair, the participants stand with their backs to each other. At the start command, the participants stand on one leg and begin the fight. Who of the participants will be the first to drive the opponent out of the line (two lines are drawn in advance at the same distance from the first and second participants), he won. And in the next stage, the winner of the first pair fights in the same way with the winner of the second pair. And the most important winner is a prize.

Anniversary and any other holiday that involves a large number of participants.

At the beginning of the holiday, guests are given lottery tickets. It can be funny cards with numbers + a card with the same number. Numbered postcards that containcongratulations, wishes or toasts , remain with the guests, and the guests put the card with their postcard number into the lottery drum. A regular three-liter jar, hat or bag can serve as a drum. In the middle or at the end of the holiday, a funny funny drawing of the holiday lottery is held. The presenter chooses an assistant from among the guests, who turns a symbolic drum. At this time, the host announces the prize. The assistant takes out a number. A guest who has a postcard with this number is given a prize. As prizes - funny funny things.

For weddings, this fun lottery can be mixed with wedding toasts. When each guest who won a prize in the lottery, after the presentation of the prize, makes a toast and shouts: "Bitter!"

FUNNY LOTTERY - drawing for guests at the party

funny funny game for entertaining guests during the holiday

1. The host announces the prize:

Lottery is not a trick

Here's a self-assembled tablecloth.

The prize is given: Oilcloth.

2. The host announces the prize:

And for sweet we have

there is a candy for you.

The prize is given: Candy or chocolate.

3. The host announces the prize:

For those who want to return back to childhood,

This humble souvenir might come in handy.

The prize is given: Pot.

4. The host announces the prize:

So that you could keep money

we hand you a wallet.

The prize is given: a huge bag with the words "money"

5. The host announces the prize:

Well done that you played

Get two Ferraris.

The prize is given: Children's cars.

6. The host announces the prize:

So that the infection does not enter the house,

handing over the toilet brush.

7. The host announces the prize:

Get a vase from a straw

Made according to your order.

8. The host announces the prize:

Simple and unassuming design

may your eye please

And inspires you.

The prize is given: Any souvenir.

9. The host announces the prize:

Neither fish nor fowl.

The prize is given: A jar of cucumbers or mushrooms.

10. The host announces the prize:

Who is the head in this house.

Prize awarded: Hammer.

11. The host announces the prize:

We do not miss tea.

The prize is given: A cup or pack of tea.

12. The host announces the prize:

You need a kitchen apron -

Will increase your importance to your husband.

13. The host announces the prize:

Cook dinner for five

this grater will help you.

14. The host announces the prize:

From a big soul and heart

we hand you a towel.

15. The host announces the prize:

Break a leg.

Prize awarded: Pillowcase.

16. The host announces the prize:

Better than any rags

These are indoor slippers.

17. The host announces the prize:

To wash a graceful figure

get Duru soap.

18. The host announces the prize:

For a recognized beauty

an elegant prize is tights.

19. The host announces the prize:

Super new model of the Roventa vacuum cleaner.

Prize awarded: Broom.

20. The host announces the prize:

Elegant spice set

The kitchen will delight the eye.

21. The host announces the prize:

So that everything is in order in the house

get gloves.

The prize is given: Rubber gloves.

22. The host announces the prize:

Do not cut the sausage into pieces,

if you don't have a cutting board.

23. The host announces the prize:

So that girlfriends run into the house,

get coffee mugs.

24. The host announces the prize:

So that life does not pass by

You need a bucket.

25. The host announces the prize:

You are heat resistant wipes

discover a miracle for yourself,

Look, it looks cool

besides, it does not break, does not burn.

26. The host announces the prize:

Take it soon

silk scarf for the neck.

27. The host announces the prize:

May they save you from longing

these warm socks.

71. After a glass to have a snack. Business is very important. Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin).
72. Do not get sick, be strong, we are handing you (Pills).
73. Who is so joyful there? As a keepsake - (Thermometer)!
74. Business of everyday life, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Bung).
75. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from frost. (Rose flower).
76. Your winnings are like manna from heaven, you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread).
77. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
78. You do not need to get excited, mustard will calm you. (Mustard).
79. Get quickly as a gift your winnings - (Balloon).
80. You bought an unlucky ticket, show us a 100 rubles fine for diapers.
81. In order to find out the income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook).
82. This thing is essential for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
83. Do you understand the meaning of the gift? Life will be joyful and bright! (Markers).
84. I will not refuse (Kefir) for any blessings of the world.
85. Lucky for you: a kiss from your neighbor on the right!
86. You and your companion will never disappear, You will not come home hungry from any guests. (The spoon).
87. You got the (Postcard), as it was supposed to be.
88. You would like a piano, but got a calendar. (The calendar).
89. (Notepad) is a trifle, but this is what you wanted.
90. Present this book to your future baby. (Children's book).
91. If there is a first-aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle).
92. Now you will have to buy a baby so that there is someone to suck on a dummy. (Nipple).
93. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise).
94. Happiness is in your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes).
95. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
96. To write down where the pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (A pen).
97. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle).
98. Since you are not at your desk, the cards will come in handy in life. (Deck of cards).
99. Do not grieve, do not grieve, Stand up, kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor).
100. Evil lottery fate, Only you are given a clothespin. (Pin).
101. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (The envelope).
102. To relieve you of agony, We won hand cream. (Hand cream).
103. Open your mouth wider, a roll of paper for you. (Toilet paper).
104. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car).
105. Run around the whole city with a dream of scarcity, but you will rarely see it (Paper napkin).
106. Your winnings are yet to come, but look at others for now. (Additional number).
107. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut).
108. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, no doubt about it, you got not three sweets, but three pieces of paper from sweets.
109. Perhaps you "lathered" to escape, But your lot is to continue your work! (Soap).
110. Eat bananas and coconuts And expect rewards from fate! (Banana).
111. Get this tube as a gift, To make every tooth shine in the sun! (Paste).
112. Treat yourself, my friend, a little - you got (three sweets).
113. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple).
114. Don't be bored today, Get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea).
115. To keep your hair in order, you will need a potholder. (Scrunchy).
116. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet).
117. Printing of a small business. (Eraser).
118. To prevent your teeth from hurting, Brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).
119. You want to be rich, be rich. (Purse).
120. Washing machine "Baby". (Soap in a soap dish).
121. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups).
122. We give you toothpaste, so that you have toothy teeth. (Toothpaste).
123. You are well "grounded" in work And you will be held in high esteem with us all year round. (Horseshoe).
124. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap).
125. In life, one must hope for the best, take Clay, if life does not go well. (Glue).
126. Well done that you played, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars).
127. For a moment, forget how much this joke costs. Said in advance, attention is dear. (Kiss the neighbor.)
128. Anything can happen in life, and it can even be, you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (Clothespin) will help dry it.
129. You are the best, you will be convinced, a glass for you, get drunk. (A glass of vodka).
130. Don't be sad, dear friend, the souvenir is already yours here. (Icon).
131. The one who receives this candle will have to travel the world! (Candle).
132. In order for the jug to be full, you need (Lid).
133. Yes, your lucky ticket, so hold (Pencil).
134. Means for fighting pets. (Velcro for flies).
135. Walking with your hair will be beautiful, Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo).
136. You will be cheerful and energetic, And therefore the whole year will be excellent! (Coffee).
137. Although the people say, As if vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka).
138. It’s your turn, you have a fresh bar (“Mars”)!
139. Whether you need it or not, Here is your lipstick (Lipstick)!
140. For an overgrown baby - a wonderful (Pacifier)!

Table contests for February 23 in between treats will help everyone present to get to know each other. Interesting quizzes and passive games will not let the guests of the holiday get bored. Themed contests at the table will make the evening varied and entertain adults and children.

The competition is attended by 3 men. In front of each participant, sheets are put on which parts of the catch phrases are written (the same for everyone). The task of the contestants is to continue them correctly. The task will be completed in 3 minutes. Whoever gives the most correct answers gets the title of “the smartest”.

Examples of tasks:
The eyes are afraid, but the hands ... (do)
Woman with a cart - ... (easier for a mare)
Appetite comes with eating)
Big ship - ... (great voyage)
Grandma in two ... (said)
They are greeted by clothes - ... (escorted through the mind)
In a hurry - ... (make people laugh)
Where it is thin - ... (there it breaks)
White hands ... (someone else's works love)
Take care of the dress again, but ... (honor - from a youth)
God saves man, who save himself)
Live and learn)
To be afraid of wolves - ... (do not go to the forest)
Prepare the sleigh in the summer, and ... (the cart - in the winter)
Without difficulty ... (you can't get a fish out of the pond)

Anyone can participate in the competition. Participants are divided equally into 2 teams.

One guest of the feast acts as a sound engineer. He suggests a known song to each team in turn. The melody should play no more than 15 seconds. The task of the team is to guess the song. If all members of the group are lost in conjecture and do not give the correct answer, the right to answer is passed to the opponents. The team gets 1 point for each guessed song. The competition lasts up to 10 points.

Game "Stone Face"

Everyone sitting at the table is divided into 2 teams. One of them should depict stone faces, and the second should make the first laugh. The task of the first team is not to laugh for as long as possible. The second group should try by all means to make their rivals laugh with the help of anecdotes, funny poems, children's funny songs, just comic stories from life.

At the end of the game, one winner is determined for each team. In the first, the winner is the participant who did not laugh the longest, and in the second, the winner is the one who made more participants laugh from the group of opponents.

The competition involves 2 teams of 5 people. To carry it out, you will need an opaque bag, cards with different words and dexterity of thinking.

The first team participates first. The first player pulls out a leaf and reads the word written on it to himself. After that, he must explain it to all members of his team, without naming him or using the same root words.

For example, the word "blouse" came across. It can be explained as follows: an item of women's wardrobe, similar to a shirt. The word "shark" dropped out. We can say: a predatory ocean fish with large, sharp teeth.

After the team guesses the word or if after 1 minute the word is not named correctly, the move goes to the second player and so on. The judge records each correct answer on paper. The competition lasts 5 minutes for each team. At the end, the judge calculates the points. The team that guessed the most words wins.

Everyone is involved in the game. To carry it out, you will need small printouts of the faces of cartoon characters, movie stars, singers or other celebrities and scotch tape.

One printout is glued to each player's forehead with tape. Participants see all pictures except their own.

The essence of the game is to guess your hero, who is glued to the forehead. Participants can take turns asking one guiding question, which can be answered “Yes” or “No”. The game continues until all participants have named their heroes correctly.

One of the most popular entertainments during the holidays is a comic lottery. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary or wedding. Toastmaster can give out lottery tickets to guests at the entrance or just before the drawing; at a wedding, lottery tickets can even be sold for a nominal fee. If there are a lot of lots, you can play the lottery throughout the evening, with breaks. Each ticket is assigned numbers, starting with the first. The lottery must be a win-win, respectively, prizes are distributed to all numbers and can be very different and preferably funny. We offer you sample texts for drawing lots of a comic lottery:

1. You have a souvenir for your affectionate eyes - read (Fairy Tales).
2. A thing that does not go out of fashion. (Laces).
3. Here is a lighter for you, use it, do not mind. (Matchbox).
4. When you go for a walk, so that your pants do not sleep, you must have a pin made of steel with you. (Pin).
5. Who is the happiest among us? Get this basin. (Taz).
6. Do not be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox).
7. Let the bride's smile suddenly touch your eyes, and the good mood will not leave you anymore.
8. Fate took a rent from you, for delivery - box matches. (Matches).
9. Take this (Button) and walk around the world with joy.
10. We'll have to live, the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (The calendar).
11. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
12. You are desperately lucky - you will receive (Sandwich).
13. Your prize is special. You can read about everything in the newspaper. (Newspaper).
14. Pour this into a glass And drink it quietly. (Disposable cup).
15. I give the prize boldly, consume it in business. (Paper).
16. Whoever gets a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer).

17. Even the old man himself Koschey swept the dust from his ears. (Brush).
18. Dear comrade, get (Candy), Just don't eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
19. Here is a ticket, so a ticket, do not rummage in the rooms, Consider that there is no win - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).
20. Since you got a chocolate bar, then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (Chocolate).
21. Reach out your hand. Receive an ONION HEAD. (Bow).
22. You are a tough nut to crack, which means good luck awaits you! (Peanut).
23. Although this cream is inedible, But the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream).
24. In order not to eat in the dining room, get a bay leaf. (Bag with bay leaves).
25. If you want to be strong like gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
26. Don't drip on your neighbor, And win a napkin. (Napkin).
27. Today you are not a hero of the day, the laurel wreath does not shine for you, you better accept from us (a packet of bay leaves).
28. Something will not happen to you, this item will be useful to you. (Condom).
29. So that you could keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Purse).
30. We give you a piece of chintz, you can marry again. (Handkerchief).
31. Somehow not even clever, but now for you (Carrot).
32. And you are "in juice", in the prime of your life! You have no equal among friends! (A packet of juice).
33. Don't be bored in the evenings - drink fragrant tea (Tea).
34. Substitute for soccer ball. (Old tin can).
35. Will help you remember the subject of long past childhood years. (Dummy).
36. The lottery is not a snag, Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth).
37. A trifle, but nice. (A handful of small coins).
38. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to get angry, After all, even the most rusty nail in the household will come in handy. (Nail).
39. You won a spoon, Go eat a little. (Wooden spoon).
40. If suddenly the child cries, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and silence him. (Beanbag).
41. Portrait of the most beautiful man. (Mirror).
42. The prize went to you to gnaw in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
43. Antique hanger. (Nail).

44. A vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
45. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings lie ahead.
46. \u200b\u200bWe wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon).
47. The yacht fell on this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
48. For a very clean shave The tool will come in handy. (Blade).
49. The moths ate tulle yesterday, they were torn to the pain, we give (package) in return - there is nothing else!
50. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, take me on it. (Typewriter).
51. Get it, hurry up, you get a notebook, write poetry. (Notebook).
52. There is no more practical winning Than a garbage bag. (Trash bag).
53. While the boss "removes the shavings" from us, Calmly brew a mug of tea! (Cup).
54. You don't have striped pants, But you have a cigarette. (Cigarettes).
55. Why should you have a wallet, put money in a bag. (Package).
56. Delight awaits you for your heart - Big increase in salary! (Yogurt "Delight").
57. For good people, nothing is a pity, Get it quickly, comrade, (Rope).
58. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with a nozzle. (Comb).
59. You won not a penny, but a real one (Ruler).
60. And for sweet we have. There is a pill for you. (Vitamins).
61. We give you (a notebook), so you have something to write on.
62. And big love awaits you And kisses all year round! (A set of sponges for dishes).
63. You are our welcome guest. As a gift to you (Valuable nail).
64. For your sweet smile, presented to us now, We hand you this one (Button), let it please you.
65. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (A pen).
66. Come on, dear friend, get it (Pie).

67. There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (Kernel).
68. So that the cap is not blown away by the wind, here's a gift for you (Paperclip).
69. This ball will stop babies crying. (Balloon).
70. Straight out of the department store (Toilet paper).

71. After a glass to have a snack. Business is very important. Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin).
72. Do not get sick, be strong, we are handing you (Pills).
73. Who is so joyful there? As a keepsake - (Thermometer)!
74. Business of everyday life, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Bung).
75. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from frost. (Rose flower).
76. Your winnings are like manna from heaven, you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread).
77. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
78. You do not need to get excited, mustard will calm you. (Mustard).
79. Get quickly as a gift your winnings - (Balloon).
80. You bought an unlucky ticket, show us a 100 rubles fine for diapers.
81. In order to find out the income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook).
82. This thing is essential for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
83. Do you understand the meaning of the gift? Life will be joyful and bright! (Markers).
84. I will not refuse (Kefir) for any blessings of the world.
85. Lucky for you: a kiss from your neighbor on the right!
86. You and your companion will never disappear, You will not come home hungry from any guests. (The spoon).
87. You got the (Postcard), as it was supposed to be.
88. You would like a piano, but got a calendar. (The calendar).
89. (Notepad) is a trifle, but this is what you wanted.
90. Present this book to your future baby. (Children's book).

91. If there is a first-aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle).
92. Now you will have to buy a baby so that there is someone to suck on a dummy. (Nipple).
93. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise).
94. Happiness is in your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes).
95. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
96. To write down where the pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (A pen).
97. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle).
98. Since you are not at your desk, the cards will come in handy in life. (Deck of cards).
99. Do not grieve, do not grieve, Stand up, kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor).
100. Evil lottery fate, Only you are given a clothespin. (Pin).
101. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (The envelope).
102. To relieve you of agony, We won hand cream. (Hand cream).
103. Open your mouth wider, a roll of paper for you. (Toilet paper).
104. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car).
105. Run around the whole city with a dream of scarcity, but you will rarely see it (Paper napkin).
106. Your winnings are yet to come, but look at others for now. (Additional number).
107. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut).
108. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, no doubt about it, you got not three sweets, but three pieces of paper from sweets.
109. Perhaps you "lathered" to escape, But your lot is to continue your work! (Soap).
110. Eat bananas and coconuts And expect rewards from fate! (Banana).
111. Get this tube as a gift, To make every tooth shine in the sun! (Paste).
112. Treat yourself, my friend, a little - you got (three sweets).
113. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple).
114. Don't be bored today, Get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea).
115. To keep your hair in order, you will need a potholder. (Scrunchy).
116. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet).

117. Printing of a small business. (Eraser).
118. To prevent your teeth from hurting, Brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).
119. You want to be rich, be rich. (Purse).
120. Washing machine "Baby". (Soap in a soap dish).
121. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups).
122. We give you toothpaste, so that you have toothy teeth. (Toothpaste).
123. You are well "grounded" in work And you will be held in high esteem with us all year round. (Horseshoe).
124. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap).
125. In life, one must hope for the best, take Clay, if life does not go well. (Glue).
126. Well done that you played, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars).
127. For a moment, forget how much this joke costs. Said in advance, attention is dear. (Kiss the neighbor.)
128. Anything can happen in life, and it can even be, you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (Clothespin) will help dry it.
129. You are the best, you will be convinced, a glass for you, get drunk. (A glass of vodka).
130. Don't be sad, dear friend, the souvenir is already yours here. (Icon).
131. The one who receives this candle will have to travel the world! (Candle).
132. In order for the jug to be full, you need (Lid).
133. Yes, your lucky ticket, so hold (Pencil).
134. Means for fighting pets. (Velcro for flies).
135. Walking with your hair will be beautiful, Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo).
136. You will be cheerful and energetic, And therefore the whole year will be excellent! (Coffee).
137. Although the people say, As if vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka).
138. It’s your turn, you have a fresh bar (“Mars”)!
139. Whether you need it or not, Here is your lipstick (Lipstick)!
140. For an overgrown baby - a wonderful (Pacifier)!