A bitch is not an angry, cruel and selfish woman who constantly drips on her man's brain. Insidious and vindictive, envious and malevolent, striding towards her goal over corpses. She is an intelligent, successful and happy woman. There are even special bitch courses that teach you how to become a bitch. We offer a small training. How to become a bitch, tips for beginners

An extraordinary woman is the dream of any man. She's just one in the teeth. Others, weaker and less confident, are content with the usual, standard ones. A bitch is a bright woman, a "dear" woman. Requiring careful attitude to herself. Not whining and rolling, but with all his actions, with all his appearance. How to become a bitch? Impromptu conversations with a psychologist.

Who am I?

Why do you need a man?
- What do you mean why? I'm alone. I want someone to be around.
- Get a dog ...
- I want to get married. Regular sex ... Waking up next to your beloved man ... Feeling his care ...
- What exactly do you want? The husband is one person. The lover is a different hypostasis. Who do you need? Daddy man or boy? Do you want to take care of him yourself or accept his care?
- These are different things?
- Yes. What can you offer the perfect man?
- Like what? Yourself.
- So what? What is special about you? What are you?
- Mmmm ...

The most common female answers to common questions are shown. Many women do not know what they want, who they want. The bitch knows exactly what she needs. What does she expect from a man. What can he offer in return.

From the story of a business coach:

“They invited me to one large company to work with a team. First day. Employees gather at the negotiating table to discuss production processes. I’m watching.

Almost all women come in advance, try to sit down so as not to disturb anyone. Take up a minimum of space. The men come later. Confidently sit down at the negotiating table. They put the documents so that it is convenient for them. They don't look around: did I interfere with someone? "

The woman underestimates herself. Afraid of being misunderstood. To interfere with someone. And, even worse, she doesn't know what she is. Doesn't value himself. Until a woman understands herself, she cannot change her life. And he cannot influence those around him. The bitch has no such problems.

Do it the way i want

I am tired of everything! For a husband to do something around the house, you need to quarrel. It is not enough to ask to take out the trash once. It must be repeated five times! More often you have to carry it yourself.
- What for? Let it stand. How it stinks, it will endure ...
- Mine does nothing at all around the house.
- What should he do?
- At least something ... At least hammer in a nail or re-glue the wallpaper ... Help me somehow ...
“You don’t know what he has to do. What do you want from a man?

Analysis of situations.

The most common mistake women make is whining and moaning, swearing and hysteria. The bitch will not repeat her request more than once. It's enough. She is fluent in the art of manipulation. Moreover, it will seem to the man that he decided everything on his own.

The bitch will never stoop to whining and hysterics. The woman in the first situation made two obvious mistakes. Firstly, she did her husband's work for her. Secondly, she frayed her nerves and herself and her husband. What would a bitch do? “Honey, I cooked one of your favorite foods for dinner. It's a surprise. While I warm up, take out the trash, please. "

A man needs to clearly know what they want from him. Waiting for a mink coat for your birthday. You secretly hope that he will figure it out. And your beloved brings another ring with a diamond ... You bite your lips with resentment and can hardly hold back tears. How insensitive he is! I have not guessed your wish!

Is he a psychic? He should have guessed about the mink coat? The bitch skillfully directs the situation in the direction she needs. She doesn't let anything take its course. That's why he gets what he wants.

I can be different

You liked the man in the cafe. What will you do?
- Well ... I'll show him my interest with my eyes. I will smile at him.
- Aha ... And at this time another, more daring and attractive, will approach him. And you will wait ...
- Tired of groveling all the time! I want to become a boss myself!
- Okay. Imagine that from now on you are the director. Show me.
- Mmm ... Sidorov, come to my office. Why are you late today? .. I can't do it right away. No preparation.

A bitch can. It can be different. At work - the boss. At home, a loving wife and mother. Even with different men - different. She is sensitive to "mama's sons" and "rich daddies." And adjusts. The bitch knows how to become a good lover or a caring mom.

Moreover, the bitch does not lose herself in any situation. Her behavior is always sincere. She will not allow herself to be controlled, to humiliate herself. But he will not humiliate others either. This is beneath her dignity.

The situation in the cafe.

The bitch knows how to take what she wants. She is fluent in flirting technique. He knows how to take the situation into his own hands. And arrange everything as if it were a man who "frames" her. She was not his.

"Dear" woman

You are beautiful?
- Yes of course.
- Why do you have stale hair?
- Is it possible to have sex after the first date?
- Why not?! Passion seized both of them. He will definitely not forget the night with me.
- Maybe. But he will not call the registry office.

The bitch is a "dear" woman. Not the one whose fingers are strewn with bells. And not the one that dresses in boutiques. “Dear” woman is a well-groomed woman, impeccable in terms of neatness, style and taste. "Dear" woman requires a careful attitude towards herself. Like a very valuable piece of art. No one will drop masterpieces on the floor. Even by accident.

A self-respecting woman will never go to bed with a man after a first date. She loves and values \u200b\u200bherself too much.

Self confidence

This quality can be most clearly demonstrated by the typical behavior of a real bitch:

“You men (women) can discuss me here as long as you like. Shout at me foaming at the mouth and prove that you are right ... And while I go and smoke. "

Honey, you're not home all day. Now you are at work, then with friends. We don't go anywhere. I miss you.
-… (silence).

Or: "Next time we will definitely go."

Another time, as you understand, does not come for a long time. With a bitch, such a number does not work. Busy at work? So what. I have a swimming pool, a gym, a meeting with a friend, a masseuse ... Do you spend the evening with your friends? Good luck. I go to the club, to the beauty salon, to the theater with a friend ... The bitch is never bored. She always has a business, an occupation, a hobby. She does not depend on the mood and employment of her man. She is self-sufficient and successful. And a man with such a woman is interested.

The husband will never hear whining from the bitch. Rather: “Honey, I bought two tickets for the premiere of a new film. Do you remember you wanted to see it? Don't be late at work. Let's go to the cinema tonight.

Natalia Sunyasheva:
“I've always thought bitches were bad women. It's like an axiom. Cruel, zgoistic, nagging, dripping on the brains of those around (primarily men), insidious, vindictive, mean, malevolent, envious, achieving their goals at any cost ... Have you met such? Not? Can not be! The traits of a bitch sometimes appear even in an angelic creature - a kind, sweet and affectionate cat, a gentle chick and a goldfish. After all, as you know, there are no non-perverted women. Trying to find out from my male colleagues what a bitch is, from one of them I received an exhaustive answer: "A bitch is a LIVING woman ... Besides, a fool!"

Our hero, psychologist Vladimir Rakovsky, understanding by a bitch an intelligent, successful and happy woman, teaches in his courses on bitchology how to become such.

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Vladimir Rakovsky, 38 years old. Higher technical and psychological education (Moscow State University - Faculty of Psychology). Vladimir is a host of various trainings at the Sinton training center, a psychotherapist-consultant. He is married (several times) and has three children.

From rescuers to bitches

- Vladimir, why did you decide to teach people how to be happy?

- Ten years ago I worked as a rescuer in the Ministry of Emergencies. We went to suicide, family squabbles, saw thousands of unhappy people desperate to change something in their lives. I understood: it is not enough to come and get people out of crises. We must teach them to be happy. But how? My knowledge was not enough, so I decided to enter the Faculty of Psychology of Moscow State University.

- What is sturvology?

- I studied the experience of successful, self-confident women, the qualities that they possess, and identified a number of patterns, features of their behavior. So bitchology is the science of the behavior of such women who know how to build various (including family) relationships, understand men and learn how to manage them. Be strong and at the same time not fight with men. And the most important thing is to know for sure what she really needs.

As a rule, all girls want to get married. It should be so. What kind of man is needed is unknown. Although one thing is clear. It must be successful. I don't want to go without a car and an apartment. I found what I wanted. Not with an apartment, with a cottage. And it begins: "I don't need you to work." A month later, howled in this cottage. "I wanted it so badly, but I never tried it and it turns out I can't do that." By the age of thirty, a girl becomes a mature woman. Calmness, confidence, knowledge about herself and a clear understanding appear: what she wants and what she was taught are different things ... She wants to change something, but does not know how. I can explain to a woman how a man behaves, how he thinks, to reveal male psychology. In the same way, I believe that women should teach men how to get along with them.

- Why did you turn to women's problems?

- All relationships are built by a woman. She cannot live without a man. By and large, a man does not need a woman. He asserts himself in his work. What do boys want to become? Astronauts, pilots, businessmen, the military. Get recognized, become great. Nobody says, "I want to become a dad and take care of my children." Therefore, it is the woman who is the director of the play called life, she determines where the relationship develops and directs the man.

- Don't you think that you are shifting all the responsibility to women? To be a director in this sense is to cut the branch on which you are sitting. Popular American psychologist Barbara de Angeles, in her book "Secrets Every Woman Should Know About Men," says that the most common mistake women make is to take the initiative in their own hands, maintaining the illusion of a great relationship, when a man is the main character in a theatrical performance called life turns into a passive spectator and becomes uninteresting.

- Barbara de Angeles writes about American culture. There is a completely different mentality. In our country, women are dominant from the start, and often not where it is needed. Who is primarily involved in raising boys? Mothers, grandmothers, educators, teachers. Women teach them not how to be men, but how to be obedient boys.

- In your course there is such a concept - "Life scenarios". Can you illustrate at least one?

- For example, every girl, with the help of her parents, has an idea of \u200b\u200bherself. Mom throws the phrase: “Daughter, you’re stupid, you cannot master the institute. God deprived you of beauty. But nothing, you won't miss the stars from the sky ... ”That's it. The life program has already been laid down. And oddly enough, the girl begins to believe in her, although all these ideas have nothing to do with reality! The child absorbs what he sees, hears and feels completely unconsciously. Why are children of divorced parents often growing up unable to maintain their own family? Or does a girl whose mother hated men begins to treat them with suspicion? This is not mysticism, but a pattern. The boy's script is superimposed on the girl's script: having married, young spouses assign each other to a certain role. "You MUST wash my socks because my mother washed my father's socks." "And you, besides contaminating your laundry, MUST still make money like my dad." Here it is immediately worth making a reservation that no one owes anything to anyone. You don't have to look for a sponsor, a wonderful companion, a great lover and a caring father in one man, but learn to solve your problems yourself. This is the path of a strong, successful woman. And then relationships with men, if she is independent, are built very easily.

- As a rule, in a pair one is the leader, the other is the follower. And if two strong people meet, how can they build their union?

- In this case, they must be united by some cause. If a strong, successful woman builds a career at her job, and her husband at hers, they will devote eighty percent of the time to work, and only twenty to each other. It is unlikely that this will bring them closer together.

- Vladimir, you yourself have been married several times. Didn't the wives listen to your professional advice for the sake of keeping the family together?

- Marriage is not a lifelong arrangement. Family relationships change every three to four years, overcoming different crises. People change, start wanting something different and decide whether to stay together.

Bitch system

The husband left Sveta Avdeeva for the secretary quite unexpectedly: he announced in the morning and did not come to sleep. “I learned that he was copying his property to his mistress,” Sveta recalls. - I say: I will forgive everything, just come back. We saw each other every day, we had a common business, a common life. But he's not in any way. " To get her husband back, Sveta first went to the witch, and when she did not help - to trainings in bitchology. In the second lesson, she realized that she did not need her husband, because he was not worthy of her: "He earns only $ 10,000 a month, and besides, he betrayed me." Since then, she managed to get a divorce, persuade her ex-husband to leave her apartment and take the pop-circus team away from him, thereby destroying the joint business.

Today the bitch has ceased to be an evil shrew, seeking to ruin the lives of everyone around. The new image is actively promoted by television talk shows and glamorous magazines, and numerous "bitch courses" are offered to help transform in accordance with the new fashion. After all, the current bitch is a purposeful, self-absorbed perfectionist who makes a career and along the way improves the world around her, based on her own ideas. “There are more and more supporters of such a position in life,” Leonid Shkurovich, director of the editorial staff of science fiction, children's and applied literature of the EKSMO publishing house, rejoices at the fashion for a new image of the bitch. In February, for the fifth time in two years, EKSMO republished the best-selling American Sherri Argov's I Want to Be a Bitch (about 40,000 copies sold). And they are already translating another of her creations - Why Men Marry Bitches ("Why men marry bitches").

Culturologist Anna Melnikova explains the popularity of the new image of the bitch by the peculiarity of the time: "Bitchiness is the response of women to the harsh rules that society has been dictating to her lately: be sweet, obedient, executive, hardworking, but at the same time secular and responsible for your life." ... At some point, a woman spits on all the wishes of men, children, friends, bosses, clients. And he starts doing something for himself. In this case, according to Melnikova, she becomes a bitch in the eyes of public opinion.

More and more women want to learn to be the bitch of the new formation. Moreover, many prefer to master the basics of the practical science of stitchology under the guidance of experienced trainers, usually women. On the Internet, offers "for those who want to achieve social success in the male world and be happy in their personal lives" are a dime a dozen. For every taste: here you have neurolinguistic programming (NLP), and "energy practices", and game trainings. If you want, you can become a bitch for two classes and € 100, if you want, you can use a one and a half year school, each of the six steps of which costs from 1500 to 4000 rubles.

One of the oldest Russian bitches is Vladimir Rakovsky, who has been teaching for 10 years. He says that five years ago his trainings were in demand only in Moscow, St. Petersburg and Yekaterinburg, and in three months of 2006 he opened courses in Magnitogorsk, Dnepropetrovsk and Novosibirsk. They also call in other cities.

Nineteen Muscovites from 17 to 45 years old (mostly 25-35) are sitting on chairs by a full-length mirror, writing advertising texts to themselves. A plump woman of about 35 with a deep neckline neatly deduces: "I cook food best of all and my sex is the most erotic." A little brunette with the face of Evgenia Simonova can think of nothing but: “I am the best. I know English". "Do you think to conquer a man with this?" - Rakovsky doubts.

In a four-hour lesson, women have time to do a lot: to discuss which of them looks more attractive and why, to turn their booty in front of Rakovsky (“but not my shoulders, I didn’t order a“ gypsy ”), accuse mothers of wrong upbringing, act out several situations (“ here is a photographer you shy away, try to please him "). Many people realize that Rakovsky's advice is a "common place", but someone just needs a push. 33-year-old policeman Tatyana, whom Rakovsky scolded for her dirty hair and lack of perfume, shares a few days later: “Indeed, how can I be an attractive bitch for men if I don't do basic things? True, I didn't start washing my hair every day, but on the weekend I went to the makeup artist. "

All female students want to be bastards. They just don't really understand what this means, and they pursue completely different goals. If policeman Tanya came to have the peasants “fall in piles” in front of her, then, for example, 25-year-old married Sasha, an employee of a large trading company, will overcome the shyness that prevents her from working with strangers. 25-year-old fashion designer Nastya came to the training six months ago in order to understand men and then find her only one, and after three steps she decided to wait: “I already understood that men are not aliens, but people just like us. Now I want to understand myself more, and then soberly set goals and achieve them. "

As a matter of fact, according to bitches, understanding yourself and setting goals is the first stage in becoming a bitch. This task, according to Rakovsky, unites his motley students. Then each of them will remember what exactly she needs.

According to 31-year-old Sveta Avdeeva, the future bitch has been working for a long time to increase self-esteem through simple actions. For example, having received Rakovsky's assignment, Sveta immediately met with a friend and said what she had learned during the training: “Do you know how I want to live with a man? I want to welcome him with hugs and kisses. Then set the table for him by candlelight. After dinner, prepare a scented bubble bath, and then serve him a pink towel. And go to bed. " The main thing then, Sveta warns, is to be ready to refrain from talking on this topic for at least a couple of days. Then the man will offer to meet at home. “He really offered in a day. I invited and did everything exactly as I said. " And the man reacted as Rakovsky predicted: he asked her to move in with him. “Only his apartment is too small, and in general I didn't really like him,” Svetlana suddenly concludes.

Men are scared of frenzy as an aggressive process towards the familiar world, terrible and irreversible. A regular visitor to the dating site, 40-year-old Sergei, also associates the demographic crisis with this trend, but he frankly feels sorry for women: “Look at the ads of women over 30, from Moscow to Rostov. All hard-working, all socially realized. They are all right, only they cannot find a man stronger than themselves. I really sympathize with them. "

Alexander Nikonov, author of the book “The End of Feminism. How does a woman differ from a man "believes that" the frenzy of a modern woman is one of the symptoms of social feminism, which has swept over Western societies. Some women, hurt by feminism, really want to lose their natural biological qualities - compliance, softness ... those qualities that are given to them by evolution for nursing offspring. " In his opinion, the demographic crisis in civilized countries is partly caused by a change in the social role of women and threatens humanity with extinction.

From the point of view of fashionable gender sociology, both the opinion of Sergei and the opinion of Nikonov are discrimination against women, since these are arguments like “a woman is also a person”. In this sense, according to the considerations of the practicing psychologist Boris Novobozhkin, it is understandable why women hang on themselves an initially negative social label.

However, the writer Maria Arbatova is convinced that the hobby for stitching is nothing more than a “growing pain”. “There was a stage when Russian schoolgirls answered in questionnaires that the most prestigious profession was a currency prostitute,” recalls Arbatova. - Time has passed, and they are ashamed to remember this. The same will happen with the bitches. " Today's Russian middle class, she says, is half women - that is, in 15 years of reforms, our women have done what Western women have done for a century. At the same time, ours remained kind, compassionate, gentle and patient and, Arbatova is sure, they will be so.

How to become a bitch

newspaper "Evening Moscow"

Recently - not without the participation of our brother-journalist - the word "bitch" has become extremely popular. If earlier “bastards” were called mostly untidy wives who always saw their faithful, now this definition has acquired a completely different expressive coloring. There are many variations: from a hypersexual vamp woman seducing crowds of rich men to a cold career woman confidently marching over the heads of her colleagues in the direction of the “most important” chair. In any case, the concept of "bitch" is associated with material well-being, and no one has yet given up on this.

It has become prestigious to be a bitch; glamorous Muscovites strive for this, who are not always skillfully imitated by rustic provincial women. In bookstores, numerous "manuals for bitches" are sold out at a breakneck speed, and on TV every now and then they show stories about the greedy wives of oligarchs. Among individual representatives of the gentle sex, it is generally accepted that in the current difficult time only bitches survive. The correspondent of "VM" decided to look at this phenomenon from a different angle: to record the process of transformation of the average girl into a bitch. Who are they, these wonderful dolls who dream of flapping their wings at one fine moment and landing on a warm place under the sun? And I was inspired to write this material by training under the promising title "Stervology". Moreover, I did not find any analogues to him in Moscow.

Without yellowness and negativity

The training (course), consisting of two stages (six lessons for each), was developed by the famous psychologist Vladimir Rakovsky. The course is designed for men and women.

During the first part of the course, the students pass by "gender", in the second they are united in mixed groups, so to speak, to strengthen the material. The author of the course is a very convincing man - and not only outwardly. Among other things, Rakovsky is also a professional rescuer - he participated in the elimination of various kinds of accidents. It is immediately evident that Vladimir is a serious psychologist and, in general, a "man of action."

- If you think that I picked up a buzzword and speculate on it, you are mistaken, - the guru immediately warned me. - This course is over 10 years old. In general, I propose to immediately determine the possible discrepancies. In my understanding, a bitch is a woman who is successful in all forms: in her personal life, in her career, in motherhood, etc. Let's do without negativity and yellowness.

I note right away that the actual listeners, sitting around the perimeter of the spacious classroom, did not cause any particular negative emotions in me. Well, as for yellowness ... If they were women with pronounced external signs of bitchiness - from the point of view of "yellow" journalists - for example, dressed in Gucci and Yamamoto, I would certainly have resisted the temptation to stamp them with the now fashionable stamp "ruble wives". So after all, no, they did not cause any, even remote associations with "rubles". They are quite ordinary girls, dressed, like most Muscovites, not haute couture, but at sales. Free of visible mental disorders and defects in appearance.

There are much fewer mature girls (about 20 by 100%), but they did not stand out in anything so infernal.

Rakovsky begins his lesson. Summons a pretty woman of about 35 to the carpet.

- What hinders in life? - asks. - What's missing?

- Flexibility is not enough, - follows the answer. - And to be respected and obeyed by my subordinates.

- Okay, you're the director. Order!

The "director" sits down on a chair and timidly gives the order "Everyone to take their jobs!" After several "demos" (as the local slang is called playing a certain situation), during which the psychologist actively interrupts the "boss", is rude and generally refuses to obey her, the verdict follows: you need to work on the boss's role.

- You should always be different, - the guru from bitchology thoughtfully sums up. - At work, perform one role, with her husband - another, with a lover - a third. Try to be sincere. Men have a subtle sense of falsehood.

And cry softly

The lesson is rather relaxed. One theme flows smoothly into another. The next step is a self-assessment test.

- Whoever considers himself the most beautiful, come out, please!

Five girls of completely different types come out to the center of the room.

- Are you a cool girl? - Rakovsky asks one of them.

- And you? - asks the next one.

The answer is the same.

- And now rate your appearance and the appearance of your neighbor on a 10-point system.

The girl immediately puts herself 8, and the competitor - 5.

“Now put yourself in the man’s shoes,” the psychologist suggests.

The girl is lost.

Rakovsky asks to evaluate himself in parts, namely, the ass, chest, waist and legs. Then he delicately asks:

- Didn't we try to lose weight?

- My husband loves me like that.

- And you? - Rakovsky turns to a pretty 5-point beauty. - Did you do your hair today?

“There was no time,” she apologizes guiltily.

- Great. Now both go outside and compare yourself with girls of a different level. And cry softly.

The girls do not manage to cry quietly, as Rakovsky switches to his partner:

- Which of these girls would you choose?

The man, embarrassed, shakes his head.

- Nobody.

- Who would you let?

- Well, I probably let everyone.

- Come on, come on! - the psychologist calls one of the girls.

With the gait of a grenadier, she goes to the indicated object.

- Where is it so sharp? - Rakovsky stops her. - And why are you all so proactive ?!

- Because the men are inactive! - the girls answer in chorus.

To be honest, I expected to see at the training some semblance of the heroines of the TV series "Sex and the City" or "All the men are cool ..." - such ambitious bitches who sort out fans, decisively throwing the "illiquid" out of their lives. At the first stage, I did not find any. However, where do young 20-year-olds have such predatory instincts? In the heads of the girls sitting around me everything was confused: money, marriage, calculation, sex, children; a few had a career in it. "What do you want from life?" - “I want to be loved and cared for,” - this is how most of the listeners outlined their life priorities. Rakovsky responded with an abstract monologue, the essence of which boiled down to the popular wisdom "do not rush girls to get married", but first, learn how to deal with potential husbands. The "girls" listened, flapping their painted eyelashes, and smiled strainedly. Not otherwise, they all came here, buying into the rating word "bitch". After talking with the girls, it turned out that the truth wanders somewhere nearby.

A pretty 20-year-old girl, who called herself Tanya, blushing slightly, told me the story of how her friend left her, after saying a bunch of nasty things. “My self-esteem collapsed,” Tanya sighs sadly. “If a person I trusted allowed himself to offend me, what to expect from other men? It's stupid, of course, but I wanted to take revenge on men - to become an indifferent bitch and throw them right and left. "

A 23-year-old student from Ufa, who is getting her second higher education, came here after she was again abandoned by a friend with whom she lived for about two years. “I, naive, fell in love with him, I thought that she would marry me. But it all ended ugly. She moved to a hostel, got a job, which takes all the time. The depression was terrible ... ”.

The more experienced 38-year-old Yulia, who holds a rather respectable position in a foreign company, admitted that she had been performing the role of an altar all her life: “I simply did not have the right to vote next to a man. At some point I got tired of it, and I came here. "

Take her hand!

In the group of "advanced" bitches who have passed to the second stage, a completely different picture opened up to my eyes. Sitting in front of me are attractive, self-confident girls, opposite whom a pitiful bunch of men under the age of 35 huddle shyly. Men, it should be noted, like the weaker sex, have passed the first stage of "processing". But for some reason they give the impression of prisoners of war who were brought to execution. Looking at them, I clearly realized that they would not let me into the men's group (and I wanted so much for completeness of the report!) “What are you talking about! - the psychologist almost twisted a finger at his temple when I, after class, timidly voiced my request. "They won't be able to speak in your presence!"

- Compliment contest! - the coach announces and points to the male "victim". The victim instantly turns pale and covered in sweat. With an unsteady gait, he approaches the object in the form of a pleasant brunette with original earrings in her ears.

“Uh… hello! You are so beautiful today! - the seducer of bitches says in a uterine voice, and a drop of sweat rolls down from the tip of his nose. - I love your earrings so much!

The girl scared away, apparently fearing for the safety of the accessory.

- Take her hand! - instructively demands the coach.

The breather takes a woman's hand in his hands and begins to convulsively wrinkle it:

- I love your earrings so much!

- Yes, tell me, finally, what a cool smile she has! - the guru can't stand it. Everyone laughs in unison.

A new admirer confidently approaches the girl, gently pushing aside the maniac admirer, gently takes her hand, looks into her eyes for a long time and quietly says: "I'll call you!" The girl breaks into a smile: "Okay." The name of the lucky gentleman is Alexey.

- I have been interested in psychology for a long time. I went through a bunch of trainings. I can say that 30 percent of active girls account for 5 percent of active men.

- Now let's get to know each other! - commanded by Rakovsky.

The object of acquaintance is a young creature with unusually beautiful eyes. A quite nice guy in his early thirties is brought to her. The guy shifts from foot to foot, squeezes his fingers into the lock so that his knuckles turn white.

- Well, well! - encourages his coach.

“I should probably say hello,” the poor fellow squeezes out of himself. - And smile? .. No, I can't!

- What's the matter?

- I'm shy!

Girls feel much more relaxed. One of them copes with the task of "making eyes" more than successfully. She slightly lifts her skirt, puts her flexible ass back and invites one of the listeners to come up with a languid look. The men stare at the seducer like high school students at a new teacher. Nobody dares to approach.

- You are too inaccessible! - concludes Rakovsky, apparently implying the temperament of men living in the temperate continental climatic zone.

The next exercise is again on the gaze play. The girl must make the man come to her without a word. In the center of the room, a model-looking blonde is masterfully making eyes. Around her, in the pose of idols, stood those to whom this whole celebration of life is intended.

Even Koschey the Immortal would not have resisted with such an erotic attack. A short briefing by a seasoned connoisseur of bitches and - suddenly: "And you lean your elbows on the chair!" The blonde blushes like a schoolgirl at the first ball: “No, I can't. This is not appropriate!"

I wanted to be in lesbians!

I can't say that the mentioned female series are my favorites. But somehow strange, you see, it turns out. The heroine, for example, Jessica Parker, fully consistent with the concept of a modern "bitch" in the best, as they say, her traditions, is looking for the man of her dreams. Having parted with another fan who does not meet the given parameters, she laments - where is this world heading? In the cinema, of course, everything is simpler, there the happy ending is provided for by the script. In life it is different. In order to meet the man of your dreams, you need to work: desperately lose weight, develop acting talents in yourself - to be at home at home, at work tough, with a seductive lover, while maintaining sincerity with everyone and everywhere. Perhaps this is correct, but somehow it turns out unfairly. Girls, diligently absorbing new knowledge, and in fact turn into confident, flexible bitches who know how to look spectacular in any situation, such as Charlie's Angels, the heroines of a famous film, who will neutralize a spy, and land a burning plane on the ground, and a samba in a disco dance, and, if necessary, seduce at least the Statue of Liberty.

What actually happens to men? Who is this carnival of passion and temptation for? One of the participants in the training, telling me her story of broken love, exclaimed in her hearts: "At that moment I wanted to spit on everything and go into lesbians!" Once in my childhood my grandmother read fairy tales about noble princes who conquered rootless beauties. Now sexy princesses are tirelessly working on how to fool the anemic Vanek-Fools.

Businesswoman turns into a bitch in 2 days

“Man, you shout here, call me names, and while I go and smoke. Just shout louder, or I won't hear. " "This is a bitch!" - the rage in his voice was amazingly transformed into admiration.

The psychologist of the "Synton" center Vladimir Rakovsky, who has been making money by turning women into bitches for 6 years already, achieves this behavior from his charges.
The motto of the training he invented "Stervology": "Bastards are not born, they become bastards."

Everyone to the garden!

A terrible, I must say, sight - 25 women in one room and only one man, and that one is a psychologist. Everyone is so different - both in age, and in appearance, and in social status. Most of the ladies are middle managers, but there are several tops and even private entrepreneurs.

For almost all, the “purpose of arrival” is to understand their relationships with men: “Why is everything not as it should be? I'm so good, but he doesn't do what I want ... He doesn't do anything at all! " According to Rakovsky, this is one of the symptoms of nervousness. Bitches simply cannot have this - they master the art of manipulation masterly. At the same time, the man himself will be deeply convinced that he "decided everything himself."

The participants were promised that during the training one can “learn to be self-confident. To be free and independent (both externally, and most importantly - internally), get rid of complexes ... Learn to manage the actions of people and direct the situation in the right direction. Bluff and take risks, and at the same time be able to adequately lose. Stay feminine even in situations where you need to be tough. Learn to communicate with a wide variety of people, even with those whom you hate ... "

"Stervology" lasts 2 days and mostly consists of conversations. True, sometimes Rakovsky suggests performing exercises - joint dances are also included in the set. But the most important thing is the questions that not everyone thinks are harmless. Sometimes "frenzied" girls begin to cry after statements like: "Look at yourself - what is there in you that could interest a man?" A man, not a boy with sperm toxicosis. Now look at your neighbor - and do you think he will choose her or you? Look at her style of clothing - everything is thought out ... And on you, sorry, what? "

This can be called a bitchiness test. A real bitch will not react to such attacks and will certainly not make excuses. She doesn't care what others think of her. It is self-sufficient and transparent. There are simply no “hooks” by which you can “hook” her with the purpose of insulting or insulting her. The bitch doesn't take anything personally. “There should be no offense. Otherwise, you will not be able to force a person to do what you would like to receive from him. And one more thing - don't be afraid that someone will evaluate you. Whoever doesn't like your behavior - go to the garden! " - teaches Rakovsky.

Press the button

“How do you react to a man you like? Who has any methods? " - asks Rakovsky. Participants must demonstrate. Natasha creates a model of the situation: she sits in a cafe, reads a newspaper, and occasionally looks up. “Do you think he will come up to you? Look at your face! I would be scared, "Rakovsky comments:" Are you going to sit and wait? And at this time, here she is - so all relaxed, attractive, radiant - she will do it herself. Or he will dance - so he will “light it up” that you can't take your eyes off. And he will leave with her. And you sit, suffer, mentally call ... "Another fundamental principle of the bitch, according to Rakovsky, is to be able to show what you want:" Men are not psychics, they cannot 'see' your desires - that you want flowers, for example , or that he felt sorry for you. Women, what you do, with your thoughts and way of life, you yourself drive yourself into the ass! "

“What if I'm not in the mood to dance? Why should I? If I am in the mood, I still can! " - “Yes? Show me! " I can't show it - the mood is not right “This is the point - to be able to turn on the 'button' in any situation,” says Vladimir.

There can be as many "buttons" as you like. For example, you can turn on not only the joy button, but also humility - take, say, an appropriate pose, then the male aggression will come to naught, or maybe tenderness will appear, the desire to protect, regret.

And this does not mean at all that you are defeated. On the contrary! You are manipulating. It's impossible to command a bitch!

Once upon a time there was a girl

“I'm tired of being strong! What to do if he is dissuaded by work, and the toilet in our house has been broken for a week ?! " - asks one of the participants. “Put the pot down, let him go - until you get bored,” advises the “bitch”.

"Why isn't my man doing anything in the house?" - asks the third. "Whose house is it?" - "Mine". - “And what do you want? He feels like a guest. Do you yourself ever start to be active when visiting? "

Yes, the psychologist is right, very often "castles in the air begin to fall on your head like concrete blocks" ... "What are you?" - to this seemingly simple question, instead of an answer, deathly silence hangs. "Merry" - Irina sullenly squeezes out of herself. "I do not believe! Look in the mirror! " - Rakovsky quotes Stanislavsky.

Meanwhile, this question is, perhaps, one of the main ones for further improvement - until you understand yourself, it is impossible to do anything with others. And it is also impossible to change your life. “We are divided into several groups - according to the similarity of character. And we come up with a fairy tale. The beginning is: "There was a girl who looked like me ..." - Rakovsky commands.

Fairy tales turn out to be very funny. The girls wanted something specific: the first group - romantics, the second - sex, the third - communication, status. The heroine of the first fairy tale, sitting in a cafe, constantly cast romantic glances at the young man she liked, lowered her eyes - for a very long time, until, finally, everything ended with a dance.

The aftermath of the frenzy was unique, but strange. Immediately after the training, I went by train to Moscow and, returning from the vestibule, found my bed spread out. "Excuse me, don't swear, I spread your bed," the man-neighbor smiled apologetically.

The bitch is the nightmare of all men and the standard of many women. But is it true that bitches live easy? How to test yourself for bitchiness?

Portrait of a bitch

Who is a bitch? What are its distinguishing features, worldviews and habits?

Appearance. The bitch loves herself and is used to grooming her appearance in every possible way. It is difficult to find her unkempt or unkempt. She willingly spends money (her own and others') on her own transformation: clothes, salon procedures, etc. She always looks a little arrogant, but that's part of her charm. Cold piercing eyes, compressed lips ... It will take a man a lot of courage to meet such a Snow Queen.

Behavior. He carries himself with great dignity and a great deal of sarcasm. As a rule, bitches have a sense of humor and their tongue is razor sharp. She is cynical, realistic and skeptical about everything. Prefers not to trust people. Rather cunning than clever, and masterfully manipulates others. Hates criticism. For every careless word addressed to her, she can give out a brilliant session of "verbal whipping", after which her victim risks finding many new complexes.

Objectives. They can be very different, but the bitch always clearly knows what she wants, and achieves this by any available means. As a rule, the bitch, despite the external self-confidence and self-sufficiency, seeks to assert herself again and again. Often at the expense of other people.

Men. Not every man can get along with a bitch. As a rule, young people of two categories are drawn to such girls. First, henpecked people who agree to a passive role in relationships. They are so shocked that such a gorgeous woman drew attention to them that they are ready to endure all her barbs addressed to them.

Even such women can "sink" strong-willed and strong-minded men who want to have a "worthy rival" in a relationship. So it is interesting to play the game of "taming the shrew."

One of the greatest qualities of any bitch is the ability to take care of herself. She loves herself so much that she will never give herself offense and will always create the most comfortable conditions for herself. Another virtue of the bitch: the lack of guilt. She never scolds herself or punishes herself for "oversights and shortcomings." The bitch never considers herself to be guilty and is never justified for anything (And if she does, then most likely this is just part of her big game).

Bitchiness test

If you want to know how bitchy you are, take our test. Answer as honestly as possible.

1. You came to a party in a luxurious dress and suddenly you see a girl in exactly the same outfit. Your actions:

A) I'll be upset, of course. But what can you do. I'll try to hang out away from my double.

B) I will find a way to transform my dress, for example, with a scarf or accessories. And if there is no such possibility, I will laugh it off, shine with wit and still be able to outshine that girl and everyone else.

C) "Accidentally" I pour red wine on her dress - and the problem is solved.

2. Your MCH is going to a party with friends. Doesn't call you. What will you do?

A) I will sit at home and load myself on the topic: what did I do wrong, why does he not want to spend time with me, etc.

B) I will use my free evening to arrange a supergirl. Or just pamper yourself with a beauty salon / massage / fitness workout.

C) I'll go to the club and glue the replacement guy. And let my MCH know that a woman like me cannot be left unattended for a second.

3. Your boss reprimanded you at work. Your reaction:

A) I will scold myself for making a mistake.

B) I will turn the situation in my favor in any way. I will shine with talent, overfulfill the norm, or somehow stand out so that the boss is afraid to lose such a valuable frame.

C) I'll upload a scandal. Or shift the blame onto others. Or I’ll just quit. They will regret it.

4. You convicted your husband of infidelity. Your actions:

A) Life is over! I'm going to hang myself. But first, I will try to persuade him so that he does not leave me.

B) Great! This is a reason for me to think about what is wrong in our relationship and what I can change. I will analyze my mistakes and my life will get even better, with or without him.

C) This is luck! Now he is on my hook and I can blackmail him with this betrayal until the end of his days. What should I start with? Maybe with a diamond ring?

5. The motto is closest to you:

A) You can't escape fate.

B) Everything that is done is for the best.

C) I am a puppeteer, and everyone else is just my puppets.

Summing up

Now count which answers you have more.

If answers A prevail, then you obviously lack bitchiness. You're too used to being a passive victim. But this role will not help you change your life and achieve what you want. Try to manage your life yourself! Imagine yourself as a director in your own theater. And you will see that it is no longer just a helpless sliver on the waves of fate.

If you have more B answers, then you're the perfect bitch. Combining ingenuity and psychological flexibility, you easily walk through life, masterfully achieving everything you need. Continue to carefully balance on this edge, and you will achieve everything. The main thing is to be ready to laugh not only at others, but also at yourself. Then your bitchiness will not alienate people. Well, or at least not all.

Finally, if you have a lot of answers B, then your bitchiness has long gone out of control. You yourself locked yourself in the image of a "tough lady". But if earlier this image helped you to stand up for yourself, now it rather limits your possibilities.

Try to think more flexible and be a little smarter. Then your business will go much more successful. Remember, life will be the way you want it. But do not break through the walls with your forehead. Acting ahead, you are only wasting precious energy. Engage in positive psychology and you will see that there are much easier and more pleasant ways to fulfill your wishes.

How to become a bitch? - said our teacher, holding one of the books from the pile on the table. She paused meaningfully — now — your BIBLE. She handed out the manuals one by one, giving a short speech on the role of training for women in her life.

Training for women "how to become a bitch": lesson one

As I chew on the tip of my pen, I stare at the white board in front of me. A fly has flown into the audience and is now annoyingly spinning circles around our little female team. Everyone is focused: pens in hands, notebooks on the table. We expect.

- I am a Woman, and, therefore, I am an Actress,

I have a hundred faces and a thousand roles

came from behind me. We turned our heads at the same time to meet our teacher. My gaze fell on bright scarlet lips and an exquisite chain of pearls around my neck. She was lovely. Woman is the poet's dream. Short hair, youthful face with a sensual grin, as Yesenin would say. She came downstairs to us, as an actress would go on stage after her performance. I could hardly restrain myself from clapping.

Finally, she came to the table and we held our breath. Meanwhile, she didn't seem to notice us. Sitting on the first desk, I clearly saw golden rings on her hands, and at that moment only one thought pounded in my head: “Here she is, the guru of trainings for women. I want to be like her. " I knew that the rest of the students present, no, rather the audience experiences the same feelings. At that moment we all wanted to be like her. Find out her mysterious secret, this magic with which she fascinated us. Moreover, we all envied her and admired her at the same time.

- How to become a bitch? - Our teacher said meanwhile, holding one of the books from the pile on the table. She paused meaningfully — now — your BIBLE.

She handed out the manuals one by one, giving a short speech about the role trainings for women in her life. I enjoyed the sound of her voice: she made each word sound in a special way, highlighting the drum in the rhythm group and the main thing in the sentence. Her speech was perfect: they don't speak like that even in the movies, that's why it was so pleasant to listen to her.

She was inspiring, yes. Before the training, I was full of doubts that gnawed at me from the inside, but she seemed to read my mind:

Drop all doubts. My training for women is a unique technique that will allow you to conquer the hearts of men, she broadcast. - Before entering the auditorium, you probably noticed the photographs of many of my students? - proud of herself, she smiled, exposing her snow-white teeth.

Recently my best student sent me pictures of herself from the Bahamas. They are resting there with her husband. He is an oligarch and owns the largest metallurgical plant in the west of Russia, ”she said with inspiration, shaking her book How to Become a Bitch.

"Oh, what is the Bahamas ... I would marry Igor," I thought, carefully watching her. Some people raised their hands, even asked questions.

Do not worry. I will teach you everything, and there will be no end to the fans. You yourself will choose whom to marry - her unshakable confidence was impossible to resist.

One of the foundations of my technique training for women is the identification of you with famous queens. Therefore, in my classroom, I do not accept any Mashes, Tan, etc. Each will become a queen with a corresponding name here. And you can call me simply - Cleopatra.

Training for women "How to become a bitch": lesson two

Arriving home, the first thing I did was to study the training manual for women "How to become a bitch." The book was very entertaining and, although I read it slowly and thoroughly, one day was enough to finish it.

The manual “How to become a bitch” began with a description of the appearance of a “bitch”: “She must be elegant, businesslike, not dress vulgar, follow fashion. Each of her outfits should have a zest that emphasizes her main advantages: be it breasts or hips, but in no case bare them - a real bitch does not chase male attention in such primitive ways. I went to the mirror and was skeptical about my figure "We urgently need to lose weight!" - I sighed and immediately returned to the book. They promised to tell in more detail about this directly at the training for women.

The second chapter of the book "How to Become a Bitch" described the behavior and dialogue options that can be applied in different situations. The author gave several examples from life and skillfully showed how to get to know a man, how to make him call more often, how to make him look after him. I imagined myself being trained for women, in the spotlight, surrounded by fans clinging to my feet. And now, among them, admiring my beauty, HE appears - my first school love. Handsome, stately, shaggy. A favorite of women, among whom he will choose me alone. In about two weeks, a meeting of classmates was planned, and I hoped to meet him there and conquer.

The training manual for women ended with a description of some sex scenes and instructions on how to do a blow job correctly. The girl in the picture was shown with a banana and I also decided to work out. I looked in the refrigerator and, making sure that they were absent, postponed "training" for the next day.

Training for women "How to become a bitch": lesson three

Descending into the subway, I unsuccessfully ran into a skinny, pimply kid. He knocked coffee onto my white coat and apologized for a long time. “Use every opportunity to meet,” the teacher's words thundered in my head and I, with difficulty suppressing my irritation, hinted to the guy that he could make up for the damage by meeting in a cafe for a new cup of coffee. He agreed, and I was happy to realize that the training for women is already starting to work.

Of course, this guy was not my goal, I thought only about my beloved Igor, but I perfectly understood that training in such a matter is simply necessary.

That evening I tried to be a girl from the pages of the book How to Become a Bitch, but I was ashamed to read poetry. I was just as late as it was written in the manual and sat down next to him. Tolik casually said something about his courier work, meanwhile, I was silent, because I felt a little constrained. I was glad that Tolik keeps the conversation so easy. We said goodbye in a friendly way, and I had no doubt that I made a good impression.

The next day he called, as I expected. At the training for women, we were taught not to pick up the phone right away, as if you weren't expecting his call. Yeah. Having reached the last one, I answered the call. We agreed to meet again, and had to go to the store for a new dress.

After three dates, I was supposed to miss one - thereby offending his pride and intrigue. That day I could not find a place for myself: “How is it - to promise and not come? Ugly. It’s uncomfortable in front of a man, he’ll be offended at me, ”I thought, biting my elbows. After rereading the paragraph from "How to Become a Bitch" again, I braced myself and did not go on a date. That night I slept very badly, in the morning I could not stand it and sent him an SMS with an apology. He said nothing, which made me feel even worse. The feeling of guilt pressed on me with terrible force, and I promised myself not to do this again. We analyzed this case in detail at the training for women, they criticized me, but the teacher assured me that everything was fine. It didn't get any easier.

The article was written based on the training materials “ System-vector psychology»

A modern girl, born in love and affection, grows up kind and gentle, but over time she begins to look for advice on how to become a bitch. Today, the image of a simple, decent Cinderella is no longer relevant. And the very concept of "bitch" has already changed in essence.

The image of the bitch includes, in addition to, the features of a rogue and a cheat, an overwhelming love for oneself, self-confidence, an endless sense of style and taste. There are so many strokes mixed here that you get an amazing image that evokes both love and hatred, anger and a smile. Although, for the most part, negative associations are associated with this definition.

So how do you become a bitch? Very simply, give up, first of all, from conscience. Develop a sense of selfishness in yourself. It may be difficult to do this, especially if your parents instilled positive traits in your character from childhood, taught you to take care of others. But nothing should stand in the way of the bitch. Many girls, in order to become a bitch, use the advice of professionals, turn to pickups or those who teach bitchology for help. This can help if you have a neglected case. But it's better to take care of yourself on your own.

The first thing a girl needs to know is that she needs to love herself. Forget for a while about your man, children (if any), visit a beauty salon, change your wardrobe for fashionable stylish clothes. Learn to wear comfortable, elegant shoes. Well-groomed hair, beautiful neat, clean clothes, and a manicure are steps to success.

How to become a bitch for your husband?

After several years of married life, the relationship settles down, becomes more insipid and boring, in order to prevent this, you can transform or become a bitch for your husband. First, remember the appearance. If necessary, visit the gym. The bitch never allows herself to lose her spectacular shape. Secondly, do not completely dissolve in your relationship, demand gifts for yourself, time for rest. It is important not to finally kill the marriage and, at the same time, stand firm.

How to become a bitch in bed?

Forget about embarrassment. Feel free to say and do what you want. Men like it when a girl experiments, changes the form of government in bed. Intimacy acquires new colors and becomes more saturated from this, memorable and bright. Just be natural in your choice, do not do what you are not yet ready for.