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Comic horoscope. What does each zodiac do when PIPETS comes. Sometimes each of us, in life, have different troubles, but sometimes it seems that there is no way out at all. Full skiff. How do different zodiac signs act in a non-standard situation? We suggest that you familiarize yourself with the actions of typical representatives of various signs of the zodiac in a comic form.

If the kick happened at ...

Aries

Aries will solve it. Any kick. And immediately. Himself, proudly, silently.

Calf

Taurus will solve it. Then he will tell everyone. Everyone. To be on the safe side, he will write to the newspaper. To definitely everyone.

Gemini

They will share. They will try to give everything to Aries, but if Aries does not agree to everything, they will give it to Sagittarius.

CANCER

He will start sobbing in advance, and so that he shut up, someone will take the whole kick on himself + grief. If no one does it, the cancer will do it just fine. What the hell was whining, it's not clear at all.

LION

Leo will call everyone. Deal with the piper himself. He will bow, take flowers, give an autograph and leave.

SCORPIO

Scorpio will look. Cheerfully say "that kind of kick!" and score.

CAPRICORN

Capricorn will try to immediately abandon the piper, stating that he does not want to. In 90% of cases, this is for some reason channeling. If it doesn't pan at all, the Capricorn will solve everything in the best possible way. But always at someone else's expense.

AQUARIUS

Aquarius will begin to joyfully study him. Then he will write a book. If he already had such a piper, he will get bored and start looking for twins. Kick-ass won't go anywhere from this anyway (the twins will skip right away), but it will become more fun.

FISH

Unlike Cancer, Pisces cry quietly. Therefore, they have an eternal kick, they decide it themselves, no one helps them a damn thing, and they no longer wait.

Aries

Proud comrade Aries, if he is overtaken by an enemy, in this case Kick-Ass, he will cope with it. And it doesn't matter which Kick-Ass. And no outside help is needed. Without yelling, he will proudly raise his head, calmly walk and calmly decide.

calf

This one will handle it. And then he will tell you. To everyone and everything. On the radio. No, he will write to the newspaper. No, better on TV. No, he will let you know on the internet. So that everyone knows for sure.

Twins

These do not rush into the fight alone. Gemini will share. But not with everyone. They will choose Aries. If it fails with Aries, they will shift Kick-Ass to Sagittarius.

Cancer

Kick-ass is just starting to approach, this one will start whining. The apogee of whining will come at the climax of the meeting between Cancer and Kick, as they say face to face. To just shut up this whining, a comrade will be found who will take Kick-Ass entirely on himself. Moreover, having defeated Kick, he will wipe away the tears from Cancer, and at the same time blow his nose. If the hero is not quickly found, then in a miraculous way Cancer himself will perfectly cope on his own. The question remained: "Why whine?"

a lion

As soon as the Kick-Ass enters the life of Leo, he will convene everyone, young and old. Having collected a full house, Leo will defiantly win Kick-off without ceremony. Then - bowing, collecting flowers, signing autographs and proudly leaving the meeting.

Virgo

This one will fall into sorrow. Particularly acute experiences will flood if the arrival of Pipets was not originally planned by her. But having a little brainwashed, Virgo will certainly find a worthy solution. And not only will he find - he will certainly draw conclusions!

Libra

This one will definitely weigh Kick-Ass. Then Kick-Ass will weigh it one more time. After the "control" weighing, most likely, he will understand that Piptsa is too much for one and will fully weigh him down to the closest one from the environment - Leo or Aries. Will try to weigh the Virgo, but this will end in failure. For the arrival of Piptsov, the Virgin has a strict schedule.

Scorpio

Throw a closer look at Kick-Ass. He will pronounce thoughtfully with a smooth transition into fun: "Well, this is just some Kick-Ass!" And that's it! Already forgot.

Sagittarius

Will be upset. Goes into fun. He will laugh at himself (he will find a reason), at the prevailing Kick-Ass (he will also find a reason), he will remember all Kicks that happened in his biography, which he will certainly tell the world about and throw out of his head. The Kick-Ass who has not passed by itself will get the same solution: Leo or Aries.

Capricorn

He will immediately look for excuses from Pipts by any means, motivating his actions by unwillingness to strain. Strange, but mostly, this tactic works. If it does not work, then Capricorn will cope on its own, as well as possible.

Aquarius

When Piptsa meets him, he will show curiosity and begin to study with enthusiasm. Will make many discoveries. What, maybe, will publish a book about. Upon discovering the fact of the arrival of a similar Piptsa, he will become sad and go in search of Scorpio. From which the Kick-Ass will not disappear (Scorpio's excuse will be instantaneous and serious), but the sadness of Aquarius will begin to leave.

Fish

They are somewhat similar to Cancer, but quieter. And therefore, the Kick-Ass in Pisces is not subject to decision - he is for life. Pisces are fighting this opportunity on their own without outside help, but they no longer hope for it ...

In the life of each of us, sooner or later, some intractable, intractable problem occurs. People now call it the strange word PIPETS.

ARIES. If Kick-Ass overtook the proud Aries, Aries will cope with him. Any Kick-Ass. No outside help. Silently. Proudly raising his head, he will go and decide.

CALF. Taurus will handle it. Then he will tell about everything. And he will tell everyone. Better tell it on the radio. Or write to the newspaper. Better yet, on TV. To know exactly everything about it.

TWINS. They will not fight alone. The twins will share. But not with just anyone. They will try to shift Kick-Ass to Aries. If it fails on Aries, it will be transferred to Sagittarius.

CANCER. This one will start whining in advance, only when approaching Kick. Whining will reach its climax when CANCER confronts Kick-Ass face to face. Just to shut up this nagging, there is someone and will take the whole Kick-ass. And he will wipe away the tears of CANCER, and at the same time he will blow his nose. If the hero is not quickly found, the CANCER will miraculously cope on its own. In general, it is not clear why he was whining ...

A LION. With the coming of the Kick in the life of a lion, everyone, young and old, will be called. With a full house, LEV will defiantly win Pipets. Bows, collect bouquets, sign autographs and proudly leave the meeting.

VIRGO. Fall into sadness. It will be especially acute if Kick-Ass was not planned by her initially. But after thinking a little, he will definitely find a worthy solution. Moreover, conclusions will certainly be drawn.

LIBRA. Kick-ass will definitely be weighed. Then weighed again. After the second weigh-in, it will most likely become clear that the Kick-Ass is too much for one and the Kick-Ass will be weighed in full by the Leo or Aries in the environment. An attempt to weigh Virgo will end in failure. Virgo has all the pipers strictly on schedule.

SCORPIO. Look carefully. Thoughtfully, with the transition to fun he will say: "Yes, it's just some kind of Kick!" And he will forget about him.

SAGITTARIUS. Get upset. Cheer up. He will find a reason to laugh at himself, at the prevailing Kick-Ass, remember all the Kick-Asss that happened in his life, will certainly tell the world about it and throw it out of his head. If Kick-Ass does not pass by itself, the same Leo, or Aries, will have to deal with him.

CAPRICORN. He will try to immediately get rid of the Pipts by any means motivating by unwillingness to strain. In most cases, this works for some reason. If it still doesn't work, the Capricorn will cope with it in the best possible way.

AQUARIUS. Will meet Piptsa with curiosity, will study with enthusiasm. Will make a lot of discoveries. Perhaps he will publish a book about it. If he finds that a similar Kick-Ass has already happened, he will become sad and look for Scorpio. Kick-ass will not disappear from this (Scorpio will immediately smear himself off), but sadness will begin to pass.

FISH. In some ways it is similar to Cancer, but quieter. Therefore, the Kick-Ass in Pisces is unsolvable, lifelong. They cope with Pipets on their own, no one helps them, and they no longer hope ...